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[MOL] Lillian

Lillian, I thought you might enjoy this...forwarded from Australia. God
Bless, Jeanne

>Subject: Boy cells/Girl Cells
>>All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which,
>>over nine months, develop into a complete female baby.  The problem
>>when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby
>>instead. Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells
>>necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from
>>already assigned elsewhere in the female.  Recent tests have shown that
>>these cells are removed from the communications center of the brain,
>>lower in the body and develop into male sexual organs.
>>If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of
>>cards, this means that males are born a few cards short, so to speak.
>>some of their cards are in their shorts.  This difference between the
>and female brain manifests itself in various ways.
>>Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read.
>>Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket over
>>their heads and running into walls.
>>Little girls will think about doing things before taking any action.
>>Little boys will just punch or kick something and will look surprised
>>if someone asks them why they just punched their little brother who was
>>half asleep and looking the other way.
>>This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty, when
>>hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins. After puberty,
>>only the size of the male and female brains differ, but the center of
>>thought also differs.  Women think with their heads. Male thoughts
>>originate lower in their bodies where their ex-brain cells reside.  Of
>>course, the size of this problem varies from man to man. In some men
>only a
>>small number of brain cells migrate and they are left with nearly full
>>mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull, sexually speaking.
>Such men
>>are known in medical terms as "Republicans." Other men suffer larger
>>cell relocation.  These men are medically referred to as "Democrats." A
>>small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to their
>>These men are usually referred to as.....  "Mr. President."
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