Re: [MOL] JOKE! [00562] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] JOKE!



Lil,

Is that a man bashing joke? LOl? YIkes!!!!!

marty

lillian jennings wrote:
> 
> THE VASECTOMY
> 
> After having their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that
> that was enough. They could not afford a larger double-wide. So,
> the husband went to his doctor, who also treated mules, and told him
> that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
> that could fix the problem.  The doctor instructed him to go home,
> get a cherry bomb (small fireworks), light it, put it in a beer can,
> then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
> The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man,
> but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
> ear is going to help me."
> So, the couple drove to get a second opinion.
> The second doctor was just about to tell them about the medical
> procedure for a vasectomy when he realized how truly backwards these
> people were. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a
> cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his
> ear and count to 10.
> Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went
> home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to
> his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .   . ", at which point
> he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting
> on his other hand.
> 
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