Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded
>> up Jack's station wagon and headed north. After driving for
>> a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They
>> pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive
>> lady of the house if they could spend the night.
>>
>> "I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the
>> neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
>>
>> "Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the
>> barn." Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's
>> attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said:
>>
>> "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the
>> farm we stayed at?"
>>
>> "Yes, I do."
>>
>> "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go
>> up to the house and have sex with her?"
>>
>> "Yes, I have to admit that I did."
>>
>> "Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your
>> name?"
>>
>> Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."
>>
>> "Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"
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