he 10 commandments
>
>There's this guy who forgets his coat somewhere and forgot where. He
>goes to the store and finds out a replacement coat cost $250 bucks.
>
>Astonished he goes to a church to sit and think what to do. He enters
>the church and hears the sermon going on.
>
>As he passes the coat rack he sees a coat identical to his own. He
plots
>to wait for the end of the sermon then to make off with the coat.
>
>He sits and listens to the preacher. The preacher then starts to recite
>the ten commandments. After the sermon the man goes to the preacher and
>says thank you I was about to commit a terrible sin.
>
>I was plotting to steal a coat because I lost my own. Then I heard you
>recite the ten commandments and changed my mind. "Oh," said the
preacher
>you must have heard me say "thou shalt not steal." "No," says the man
"I
>heard you say thou shalt not commit adultery and I remembered where my
>coat was."
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