THE VASECTOMY
After having their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that
that was enough. They could not afford a larger double-wide. So,
the husband went to his doctor, who also treated mules, and told him
that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home,
get a cherry bomb (small fireworks), light it, put it in a beer can,
then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man,
but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me."
So, the couple drove to get a second opinion.
The second doctor was just about to tell them about the medical
procedure for a vasectomy when he realized how truly backwards these
people were. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a
cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his
ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went
home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to
his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point
he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting
on his other hand.
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