Re: [MOL] Dogs are smarter than cats..... [00515] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Dogs are smarter than cats.....



Dogs are smarter than cats.......

1.  Dogs don't climb trees that they can't get down from.
2.  Dogs chase cats up trees, that cats can't get down from.
3.  Dogs wipe their butt on the carpet, lick their butt, then lick your face,
to let you know they are sorry they soiled the carpet.
4.  Dogs protect your property against intruders.
        A. Bark.
        B. Bite.
        C. Dial 911...*
                                    *...only Poodles are trained to dial 911.
5.  Cats "do their  duty" in a litter box.  Dogs "do their duty" on your
neighbor's lawn.
6.  Dogs howl at the moon:  Cats  have no opinion.

7.  Dogs bite Postmen.
          A. Postment carry guns
             B. Postmen kill postal employees.
                 C. Postmen can't catch rabbits.
8.  Dogs are loyal.  Cats ain't...(See Current Events: no dogs named Monica)

9.  Dogs mark their territory by urinating.  Cats mark their territory by
ripping out your jugular vein.
10.  And FINALLY the NUMBER ONE REASON DOGS ARE FAVORED OVER CATS:  Who ever
heard of a seeing eye CAT???????

Lin
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