[MOL] for the cat lovers in the group - joke (sort of :) ) [00444] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] for the cat lovers in the group - joke (sort of :) )




     ( \
>     \ \
>     / /                 /\
>     / /     .-`````-.   / ^`-.     Having control over myself \ \    /     
>         \_/  {|} `o   is nearly as good as having
>     \ \  /   .---.   \\ _  ,--'   control over others!
>     \ \/   /     \,  \( `^^^
>     \   \/\      (\  )
>     \   ) \     ) \ \
>     ) /__ \__  ) (\ \___
>     (___)))__))(__))(__)))
>     
>     1. Stray cats will not be fed.
>     
>     2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.
>     
>     3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened 
>     with a little milk.
>     
>     4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened 
>     with warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.
>     
>     5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their 
>     permanent residence.
>     
>     6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and cuddled 
>     unnecessarily.
>     
>     7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will 
>     absolutely not be given a name.
>     
>     8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the 
>     house at any time.
>     
>     9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain 
>     times.
>     
>     10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except
>     on days ending in "y".
>     
>     11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump
>     up on or sharpen their claws on the furniture.
>     
>     12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen
>     claws on the really good furniture.
>     
>     13. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must
>     sharpen claws on new $114.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three 
>     perches.
>     
>     14. Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in
>     the sand.
>     
>     15. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the
>     three-piece, high-impact plastic tray filled with Fresh'n'Sweet kitty 
>     litter.
>     
>     16. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the
>     hooded litter pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head 
>     room.
>     
>     17. Stray cats will sleep outside.
>     
>     18. Stray cats will sleep in the garage.
>     
>     19. Stray cats will sleep in the house.
>     
>     20. Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with
>     an old blanket.
>     
>     21. Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed
>     with non-allergenic lambs wool pillow.
>     
>     22. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.
>     
>     23. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed,
>     except at the foot.
>     
>     24. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed
>     under the covers.
>     
>     25. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed
>     under the covers except at the foot.
>     
>     26. Stray cats will not play on the desk.
>     
>     27. Stray cats will not play on the desk near the computer.
>     
>     28. Stray cats are forbidden to walk on Dogbyte's
>     computer keyboard when he is relieving himself
>     at alt.binaries.asdfjjhpmn9ugq[98e67b`c130cuibh]08h
>

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