Re: [MOL] Fatal Joke! [00254] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Fatal Joke!



Dear LIl,

You are something. YOu have it all together, education, information,
compassion and humor. Its called "Love of  and for All Mankind". Thank
you angel lady.

God Bless
marty

lillian jennings wrote:
> 
> Top 17 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife
> >
> > 17. "I finished the Oreos."
> > 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty
> pounds."
> > 15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a
> >        baby..!!
> > 14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"
> > 13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor ? The 25th is the Super Bowl."
> > 12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit
> from
> >        that Richard Simmons fella."
> > 11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's
> gotta
> >        hurt."
> > 10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard
> Scott!"
> >   9. "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth ?"
> >   8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that ?"
> >   7. "Get your *own* ice cream."
> >   6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."
> >   5. "Got milk ?"
> >   4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."
> >   3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"
> >   2. "Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."
> >   1. "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger........."
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 
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