A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a rancher sitting on his
porch with his dog:
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to
him?" Rancher: "This dog don't talk!" Cowboy: "Hey
dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin alright" Rancher: (Extreme
look of shock) Cowboy: "Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)"
Dog: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" Dog:
"Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and
takes me to the lake once a week to play." Rancher: (Look of
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Rancher:
"Horses don't talk!" Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it goin?"
Horse: "Cool." Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at rancher) Horse:
"Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" Horse:
"Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the
elements." Rancher: (total look of amazement)
if I talk to your SHEEP?" Rancher: (stuttering, and hardly able to
talk)...... "Th-Th-Them sheep ain't
nothin but liars!!!"