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>Date: Tue, 7 Jan 1997 12:35:53 -0800
>From: blclarke@ix.netcom.com (Bertha Clarke )
>Subject: Fwd: New Years Frustrations
>>
>>New Year's Eve Frustrations
>> ===============================
>>
>> Walter, the highway patrol man, was somewhat upset about working New
>>Year's Eve. And on top of that he hadn't written nearly his quota of
>>tickets for the month. In order to address the problem he parked where
>>he could see the local popular bar parking lot and waited for the
>drunks
>>to hit the road.
>>
>> Sure enough! At about 1:30, a man stumbled out of the bar and walked
>>over to a car and tried to fit the key in the door. The key didn't fit
>>so he stumbled over to the next car and tried the key there. The key
>>still didn't fit and the man fell down trying to get the key out of
>the
>>door. Finally, on the fifth car the key fit on the passenger side and
>>the man got in, sat in the passenger seat for two or three minutes
>then
>>got out and stumbled over to the driver's side got in and started the
>>car.
>>
>> The car jumped and stalled two or three times while leaving the lot
>but
>>headed down the highway at the speed limit with Walter in close
>pursuit.
>>At the first redlight, the car again stalled when trying to leave and
>>Walter decided he had seen enough and pulled the man over.
>>
>> "What's I doosh?" the man asked.
>>
>> "Get out of the car please," said Walter.
>>
>> Walter asked the man to blow up a balloon. The man blew it half full,
>>lost his grip and the balloon flew all over the place.
>>
>> "OK, walk that white line," said Walter.
>>
>> The man walked it perfectly.
>>
>> "Recite the alphabet," said Walter, and the man said it perfectly.
>>
>> "Ok, we're going to try the balloon again."
>>
>> This time the balloon was blown and the breathalizer showed zero
>>alcohol.
>>
>> "What the hell?" said Walter, "Are you the designated driver or
>>something?"
>>
>> "No," the man said, "I'm the decoy!"
>>
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