Subject: The OJ trial
>
> The OJ trial as told by Dr. Seuss
>
> I did not kill my lovely wife.
> I did not slash her with a knife.
> I did not bonk her on the head.
> I did not know that she was dead.
>
> I stayed at home that fateful night
> I took a limo, then took a flight.
> The bag I had was just for me.
> My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be!
>
> When I came home, I had a gash.
> My hand was cut from broken glass.
> I cut my hand on broken glass.
> A broken glass did cause that gash.
>
> My friend, he took me for a ride.
> All through LA, from side to side.
> From North to South, we took a ride.
> But from the cops we could not hide.
>
> My trial lasted for a year.
> A Year! A year! Just sitting here!
> The DNA, the HEM, the HAW!
> the circus-hype the viewers saw!
> A year! A year! Just sitting here!
>
> Did you do this awful crime?
> Did you do this anytime?
> I did not do this awful crime.
> I could not, would not, anytime.
> Did you take this person's life?
> Did you do it with a knife?
>
> I did not do it with a knife.
> I did not, could not, kill my wife.
> I did not do this awful crime.
> I could not, would not, anytime.
>
> Did you hit her from above.
> Did you drop this bloody glove?
>
> I did not hit her from above.
> I cannot even wear that glove.
> I did not do it with a knife.
> I did not, could not, kill my wife.
> I did not do this awful crime.
> I could not, would not, anytime.
>
> The glove you see it doesn't fit.
> The lawyer says you must acquit.
> Acquit because the cops all lied.
> Acquit, acquit the lawyer cried.
>
> The jury came back verdict in hand,
> and silence fell across the land.
> Not guilty, not guilty they did decree.
> Not guilty, not guilty, now set him free.
>
> And now I'm free, I can return
> to my house for which I yearn.
> And to my family whom I love.
> Now would you please return my glove!!
>
>
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